Hey kids, the stars are gone.
- DID Padres slugger Adrian Gonzalez hurt writer Paul Morosi's feelings by calling him a "dope?" Eh, guy probably had it coming.
- WILL you be watching Stephen Strasburg get no run support from his teammates against the Reds tonight? That's pretty much the only intriguing game on tonight in a limited slate.
- CAN Chicago North Side area eateries survive the potential arrival of Prince Fielder? Establishments are already quite stressed by frequent visits from members of the White Sox bullpen.
- HAVE you converted to the Church of Inception yet? Seriously, do it. I finally saw it last night and have already committed to naming my firstborn son "Christopher Nolan Cobb (last name redacted)".
That's all for today. More tomorrow.