- DID you know there's a dude in Queens hosting a baseball tournament for orphans in Ukraine? I like this guy's specificity.
- CAN you guess who's out of the lineup again? That's right: Jimmy Rollins fouled a pitch off his foot yesterday and will miss a few days, leaving the Phillies with an exciting left side of the infield of Wilson Valdez and Greg Dobbs.
- IS everyone's least favorite cartoon character Scrappy Doo? Good, just checking.
- DID you hear the Hall of Fame altered its categories?!?! Apparently this means George Steinbrenner is going in next year.
- WHAT are you doing tonight? Here's what you're doing: Kris' band, French Cops, is playing a show on the radio, and you can listen to it at WMBR.org at 8. They're very good, actually, so you should check them out.
More tomorrow.
Orphans? I prefer to do my charity work with single mothers.
Orphans? I prefer to do my charity work with teenage runaways.
Orphans? I prefer to do my charity work with homeless meth-heads.
Orphans? I prefer to do my charity work by listening to bands on Internet radio.
Orphans? I prefer to do my charity work with privileged children.
Orphans? I prefer to do my charity work by patronizing strip clubs.
STRASJESUS VS HEYWARD TONIGHT
YEAH
ALL CAPS YEAH
LIKE LIL JON
AT LEAST LIL JON KEEPS RUNNING JOKES GOING OH YEAH
LIL JON HAS A NEW TRACK WITH DIPLO
http://maddecent.com/blog/diplo-lil-jon-u-don-t-like-me-out-now
ORPHANS? I PREFER TO DO MY CHARITY WORK WITH MY CAPS LOCK KEY
Strasjesus looks more Dominican than I remember.
Lil Jon hosted TMZ tonight. The WHATS were plentiful. Don't you change, LJ. From the window to the wall forever.
Suck it, A-Rod!