But Wise Men Perceive Approaching Things: Today's Afternoon Games

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  • Tigers at Yanks, 1:05: Hoooowhee. Expect some fireworks today. Miguel Cabrera got beaned, Brett Gardner tried to break up a DP with what the Tigers called a dirty slide but Detroit didn't do all that much in the way of retaliation. But postgame Jim Leyland muttered some trademark profanities and today could be, in the words of Warner Wolf, AN ALL OUT WAR. Porcello v. Hughes.

  • Nats at Braves, 1:05: How healthy is new Braves acquisition Derrek Lee? So healthy that he won't be with the team today. He's resting his back and is just going to wait until the Braves swing through Chicago and pick him up. "Honey, the Braves are in the driveway honking!" Anyway, it's John Lannan v. Derek Lowe with a broom.

  • Padres at Cubs, 2:20: One time years ago, I saw Against Me! at Common Grounds in Gainesville. During the show the girl in front of me squatted and peed in her beer cup. Then she threw it at the band. I wonder if she ever goes to Cubs games? San Diego goes for the 4 game sweep with Mat Latos on the mound. He went to my high school. Carlos "Tons Of Fun" Zambrano goes for the Pisscups.

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"Brett Gardner tried to break up a DP with what the Tigers called a dirty slide but Detroit didn't do all that much in the way of retaliation."

They threw at him didn't they? Perhaps if the Tigers had broken out the paddles they made in woodshop and "switch-hit" Gardner up against the fence, maybe that would be enough retaliation to keep the rest of the seniors off his back for the summer?

"Breaking up a DP with a dirty slide" is one of the top searches on extreme tube.

squatted and peed in her beer cup. Then she threw it at the band.

Big Z wishes he had that type of control.

Wrigley Field Pisscups would make a great fantasy baseball team name.

Hey Gomer, FAH-Q

/pinches bridge of nose and shakes head

-Mitch Kramer

If she wants to dance and piss in cups all night, there's no one who can stop her.

What's higher, the number of times he does that in that movie, or the number of pitches thrown in MLB this year?

I'll go with the former.

Hey, i was just making an observation.

-Issac F Newton

If she wants to dance and piss in cups all night, there's no one who can stop her.

That pissing in a cup scene ain't nothing like it used to be, baby.

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