Darryl Strawberry's Resto Will Hit for Cycle of Health Code Violations

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Dear overweight-and-underemployed readers of this here website: former Mets star Darryl Strawberry is taking after former teammate-cum-restaurateur Howard Johnson and is opening his eponymous memorabilia-laden and casual eatery/sports bar/house of fat and calories in Queens, NY this Thursday. Lucky you, he's still searching for staffing help! C'mon, you've always wanted a chance to bus greasy, booze-puddled tables in a restaurant with Kevin Elster's autographed underwear hanging from the wall.

Notably missing from the debut menu are chocolate-covered strawberries, but they ain't missing from the YouTubes:

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