- NOW that Alex Rodriguez has hit his 600th home run, wha...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- WILL there be more profane unpleasantness in tonight's Indians/Sox tilt?
- IS J.A Happ the new ace of the Astros? He gets the start for that suddenly red hot squad in St. Louis.
- NOW that the Gulf Of Mexico is like all back to 100% normal and shit nope no more worries happy days are here again, can I go back to worrying about Lindsay Lohan?
- WHICH Garfield shirt should I wear on Saturday? I have so many.
Tomorrow we're back on the same #HEIST channel. You too, Lobster Baby.