
Hey kids, I am powering up... TO MOVE THAT THING!
- WILL you be watching the Twins/White Sox series? They're both from the midwest and they're both tied for first! First one to drop two in the series is a rotten cheese curd.
- DID you know that not only are the Nats doing that weirdo number retirement thing tonight, but also STRASBORG2000 is pitching?
- WILL the medium hot Phillies permanently derail the Dodgers' postseason hopes?
- DO you love the Walkoff Walk Furious Five Podcast but hate it when Drew or I talk? Then check this out! Rob Iracane on a Bloomberg Sports Podcast thingie. Oh, that silky voice.

So much it being dealt with.
I will definitely be watching the Twins/White Sox series if I don't get the White Sox feed. If I do... then I'll probably still watch it, but with the TV muted. Hawk makes Bert Blyleven look like a HoF-worthy broadcaster.
When Hawk Harrelson says, "Sit back, relax and strap it down," is he talking about restraining an erection? Even I don't like baseball that much.
Phil made the news here in Milwaukee on WISN 12. Way to go.
I'm crossing my fingers that Phil ends up on "The View" and calls Elizabeth Hasselbeck a shrieking banshee.
He's being featured once again. Not only was he featured, he was the headline of the teaser preview.
He's being featured once again. Not only was he featured, he was the headline of the teaser preview.
Phil's being featured once again... AS GUY CLARK