Hey kids, currency.
- HOW could Matt T have run into Chip Caray at Sports Authority and not screamed "FISTED"??
- WHO you got in game two of the Wild Cardriffic Giants/Phils series? The Phils took game one and just as Drew predicted, the stakes feel pretty high again tonight.
- CAN the Red Sox improve to 10-0 on the season against the Angels? At 5.5 back in the Wild Card they can't afford much less.
- WILL the Twins grab another win against the White Sox and extend their division lead to 5?
- SPEAKING of the White Sox, how did we get scooped on Joe Cowley acting like a doofus on Twitter? We invented the Joe Cowley is a doofus genre.
That's it for us today. Tim Hudson and Josh Johnson are also pitching tonight, so there's that. Robot Frempkins loves you and just wants you to be happy. See you tomorrow. Same WoW channel.
Unless you were openly mocking him, Matt, I lost a little respect for you today, my boy.
Chip Caray is terrible at his job.
If I saw Chip Caray out and about, I'd ask him where he came up with "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza."
I can confirm what Joe Cowley has to say. I am a 4 and my wife is a 9
When do we get a video from that new hipster band, French Cops?