Hey kids, 900 times a night.
- HOW badly do I feel for missing Cruise Planner Paul's birthday earlier this week? Really badly. I'll have to apologize when I go on the Rick Dempsey cruise.
- WILL you be watching the Giants travel to Petco for one of the biggest NL series of the year? Four games! It starts tonight with Cain v. Garland.
- WILL the Braves be able to beat up on the Zombie Cardinals to get back into first place?
- DID you hear that Rodney King is marrying one of the jurors from his case? Well, she wasn't a juror on THE case that started the riots, just his civil trial. They're registered at Steve's Burned Down Cassette Deck Emporium.
- IS it bad form that I also just made that (lousy) joke on Twitter? What are the rules there? How many mediums can I use to tell my own joke? I hate the future.
Godspeed, speed freaks. We're back tomorrow with Classic TV Friday and other stuff. See you then. S.W.C.

See you in Spetember.
So what's the deal with the Cruise Planners videos? Is it some sort of running joke how the video doesn't match up with the audio? Or does this guy just not watch his own videos, ever?
On Walkoff Walk, if the question "Is this a running joke" ever crosses your mind, then the answer is always "Yes."
I try to be zen and just let it wash over me. Especially around 1:05 where I have no idea what he is talking about or if he even does.
The Cruise Planners videos are truly entertaining train wrecks. It's like watching those people who can't sing to save their lives but don't know it take the stage at a karaoke bar - they're amazing spectacles for all the wrong reasons.
I'm just enjoying the idea of Paul and his family of four taking the light rail to Denver.
The deal with the Cruise Planners videos, is that they are awesome.