Hey kids, hey friends, hey enemies, hey passerby.
- WHAT will you miss most about Gene Orza? Strong thighs? Me too.
- CAN Felix turn in a good performance against Texas and nail down that W-L proof Cy Young we're all dying to see?
- WHICH terrible team has the better chance to foul up the NL West race? the Cubs in San Diego or the Snakes in San Fran? The Cubs won last night.
- CAN Tim Hudson keep the Braves on top of the WC as they look for two in a row against Florida?
- WHAT good will a bra that doubles as an emergency face mask do our readers when 90% still don't know how to take one off without hurting themselves?
- YOU gonna watch the Ken Burns thing tonight even though Rob's pretty much already proven that it's not gonna be as cool as it could be? I will. Perhaps I'll be really indulgent and watch Antiques Roadshow beforehand. I feel like such a couch potato!
We'll see you all tomorrow where the rubber meets the road. Same WoW channel.
What's better: Seeing a Leigh Keno quote a really high number that starts some old lady into a fit of infectious laughter, or Leslie Keno quote a really low number that sets off a frowny face? Mark Wahlberg really needs to start ending those segments with a slide whistle.
Anytime someone is disappointed by the price it's always special. Cause you can just see the look of "oh how I hope none of my friends that I've wildly speculated the value of this in front of are watching."
The low number reveal is also special because feels like it's become increasingly rare. And you know whose fault that is, right? The Chubb Group.
I bet if you printed out this Tonight's Questions and took it to Antiques Roadshow they would quote you a price of $850,000, seeing how increasingly rare TQ has become.
Some of the recent TQs are hidden and available only to preferred readers, ie the ones who aren't critical dickheads.
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That can't be right, I'm not getting them either. Just more evidence that this site sucks.