NOW I CAN DIE IN PEACE! The Yankees have defeated the Red Sox on a WALKOFF WALK and I get a chance to post the video we've been waiting MONTHS to revisit. Ladies and gentlefolks, I give you SHRIMP ON TREADMILL.
Juan Miranda drew the walkoff walk off Sox reliever Hideki Okajima, and I don't care if Jon Miller deemed this game's ending a let down. YOU'RE A LETDOWN YOU FAT BALD HOKEY HALL OF FAME ANNOUNCER.
Jesus Iracane, what took you so long? That walkoff walk happened ALMOST TEN MINUTES AGO.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
I was wishing so bad for that ball, just so I could see this. I could of course watch it on my own, but it's not the same without the true meaning.
Shrimp trumps allegiances. For this one night, I was happy to see the Yankees win. That never happens...
SHRIMP
Rob, it's gone now (by the time I clicked to screen cap, my client refreshed and it was gone), but Walkoff Walk was a trending topic on Twitter.
What a terrible horrible sport this baseball is. I wasn't getting swept up in any Sox comeback pipe dreams I was at peace with them being eliminated... UNTIL IT HAPPENED ON A FICKING SHRUMP.
I QUIT. WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN A CRICKET FAN?
WoW for the Yankees against the Red Sox is the greatest ending to any weekend I've ever experienced.
In honor of this occasion, the Yankees have commissioned a 4-foot-by-9-foot shrimp plaque to be hung in Monument Park.