Es Tine: The 2010 Playoffs Begin Now

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Hopefully we've prepared you well. For the postseason, that is. Not this horrible rap video. If your voice trails off at the end of all your lines does that mean your flow is "tapered"? All I know is that at 00:55 dude says "Guess what, Angels? Lettuce still wants your mother. OHHHHH!"

Indeed.

FIRST PITCH IS NOW. ES TINE. GIMME THEM PEANUTS OLD MAN. HAPPY PLAYOFFS.

(note from Rob: We will be liveglogging playoff games every night. Feel free to comment on day games but don't expect a formal glog.)


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23 Comments

WHAT UP FRANK

I once had an issue with a tapered flow, had to drink plenty of fluids.

Baldelli DHing today.

YOU'RE FUCKING EH RIGHT HE IS

I like this umpire's strike call. It looks like he's trying to punch the catcher in the back of the head or something.

Can someone teach me how to Frenchy?

Where was the shitty David Price when he pitched against NY this year?

Molina is a single and a triple short of the cycle

Sorry I've been gone, you sucksticks. I got a job. I didn't kill myself over Sunday. But I thought about it.

PRICE IS WRONG.

Heeeyyy! Phony! In the immortal words from the movie "Coming to America": YES! FUCK YOU TOO!

Sassy Senior Cantu, 3 K's today, one away from the Golden Sombrero

Obviously they choose the start times of these games based on the anticipated national television audience, but I think that this Rangers-Rays series might wind up being the best of the ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Nick, if you're falling asleep and need a pick-me-up, Ron Wash can meet you in the bathroom...

#heyoyayo
#doesntknowhowtodothishashtagthing

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@liakos
Awesome. Seizuretown.

@Kris, I prefer bigassmassage.com

Molina is a triple short of the cycle!!!!!

Three hours and six minutes. Not too bad for a playoff game...

The only triple Molina will see is cheezebuger.

@phillas
Yes I know. I was just kidding.

HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIITTTTTT

ROY HALLADAY NO HITTER

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck you Phillies. Fuck you. Maybe the Tigers can ride your tide and turn from mediocre to powerhouse.

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