This guy did our Reds preview but instead of writing down his thoughts, he decided to record a video of some a capella Christian rap lyrics he cobbled together inspired by the National League Central division-winning Cincinnati Reds. No, I didn't realize Chris Coghlan was such a big Reds fan either:
Wow, that was something else. Thanks, Marge Schott's grandson! So, dear reader, when you're cheering on the Reds tomorrow afternoon against the Phillies, remember these fresh rhymes:
"Because that devil was a lion that constantly roams, you need to check your armor and go crazy for the lord, Jonny Gomes"
"And he died on the wood, but he's not Travis (Wood)."
"Because pleasure won't be found in money sex or drugs, you need to spring towards Jesus, Drew Stubbs"
Also, I think he compares Brandon Phillips to Satan, which is weird because the Dark Lord always hustles. So let's help out this God-fearin' fella and help him think up some new lyrics for his rap song. Something like, "Three days later, our Lord Pete Rose from the grave".