This commercial is pretty boring, and Bruce Sutter is a bad actor even for an athlete. BUT everything is redeemed by the breathtaking device at 00:23. And I'm not talking about Schmidt's mustache. America is turning to Walkoff Walk Classic TV Friday.

I got your 7-Up Dispenser right here, pal.
I ♥ feathered hair.
In Shea Stadium, home plate dispensed eight balls.