Resistance, it is said, is futile. Submit now, and for the rest of the playoff season, to this entertaining ditty, "Bomberoo, Yankees". It incorporates John Sterling's infamous home run calls with an uplifting melody and a beat you can dance the hully-gully to. So, for the love of all that is Jeter, get up off your chair, put yourself into the hully-gully starting position, and DANCE:
It's so bad it's good, so good that it's nightmare-inducingly great. Check out the rest of the official MLB postseason videos at YouTube. They're all pretty cringe-worthy.