The Giants and Phillies are set to start the third game of the NLCS under the San Francisco sun any moment now, but let's look ahead to the thrills of the night: it's the Rangers and the Yankees in the fourth game of the ALCS, starring A.J. Burnett, Tommy Hunter, and Francisco Cervelli! The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of the Bronx, amirite?
The Giants have invited indie-rock cover boy Ben Gibbard to sing the National Anthem and he's bringing along his twee lady Zooey Deschanel to croon God Bless America. The Yankees, on the other hand, counter with some dumb country singer and someone named Patrick Wilson. I told you, they only bring in the true stars in New York City. (/tugs at collar awkwardly)
Also of note: Matt DeTura continues his reign of terror over the Jeopardy studios tonight, so check your local listings. It's a busy TV night and if I catch you watching "Glee", I'll suspend your commenting privileges.
So join us at 8PM to liveglog the only game of the day I can actually watch on my television set. See you then. You too, lobster baby.