We will miss the late Leslie Nielsen, the best comedic actor of his generation, a Canadian, and a man whose humour was drier than a Sham-Wow. Here's his famous clip from The Naked Gun where Mr. Nielsen's character Lieutenant Frank Drebin impersonates an umpire to protect the Queen from programmed assassin Reggie Jackson. Not sure why I'm explaining the plot to you, dear reader, who in order to read Walkoff Walk must, by law, have seen said movie at least 25 times. I saw it thrice in the theaters during its original release!
We salute you, Mr. Nielsen. Shoulda been you, O.J. Simpson.