CHIPPER JONES: February 2009 Archives

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ATTENTION INTERNET BLOG DIRECTORS:

SO I FLIPPED OPEN THE FREE CALENDAR THAT REMINGTON SENT ME AND I SAW THAT TODAY IS THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS LADIES BLOG. SO IN OTHER WORDS THAT MEANS IT BEEN 350 DAYS AND NO REAL GUY HAS EVER WRITTEN ANYTHING ON HERE WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A GOOD PLACE AND WE CANT HAVE A BUNCH OF FLY BY NIGHTERS RUNNING AROUND WRITING DUMB STORIES. ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE BALL GAME THAT I LOVE BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE RUINED AND THAT WOULD BE A LOSS. SO THERE IS NO TIME LIKE NOW FOR ME TO GET INVOLVED SO HERE GOES. I TRIED TO FIGURE WHAT YOU JERKS WOULD MOST LIKE TO READ BUT THEN AGAIN WE DONT SHARE COMMON INTERESTS I BET BECAUSE I DO THINGS LIKE HUNT AND HIT 400 AND WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS AND YOU GUYS BAKE CRACKERIES AND LISTEN TO SONGS SUNG BY CHICK BANDS AND WEAR CAT SHIRTS. SO I GUESS I WOULD SAY YOU SHOULD WISE UP THAT SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS.

SO GATHER AROUND AS OL CHIP TELLS YOU WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT THIS GAME OF HIS. FIRST OFF THE PLATE WE HAVE THE WEATHER I MEAN WHAT OTHER GAME DO YOU GET TO PLAY OUTSIDE IN THE SUNSHINE AND SOAK UP THE RAYS LIKE A LAZY DOG? HOCKEY NOPE BASKETBALL NOPE FOOTBALL NOT ALWAYS. AND WHEN IT RAINS THEY DONT ALWAYS LET US PLAY BUT SOME TIMES THEY DO WHICH IS LIKE A GUESSING GAME AND WE ALL KNOW VARIETY IS THE FLAVOR OF LIFE.

SO THEN THE SECOND PART OF THE BEST STUFF IS THE FREE STUFF. I MEAN DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF ATLANTA WHO ARE OUR FANS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT TOM DICK OR HARRY. BUT SERIOUSLY YOU BUMS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH FREE GOODIES WE GET JUST FOR BEING SUPER BALL PLAYERS. SEEDS GLOVES BATS BALLS MEALS AIRPLANE RIDES YOU NAME IT JACK WE ARE GETTING IT GOOD. SO 9 MONTHS A YEAR I LIVE HIGH ON THE PIG. OH AND THE THREE MONTHS THAT I HAVE OFF THE GOOD PEOPLE AT CABELAS SHOW ME A GOOD TIME LIKE IM SOME KIND OF HUNTING AMBASSADOR ITS WILD.

AND LAST BUT NOT LESS THE THIRD ITEM IN OUR COUNTDOWN IS THE OTHER FELLAS. I CANT BEGIN TO LIST THE GUYS WHO I THINK WILL BE THERE THROUGH THICK AND THIN. SMOLTZY MAD DOG TOMMY YUNYELL JAVY LOPEZ BRAD HAWPE I MEAN ALL OF THEM ARE MY BEST DUDES. WELL NOT JAVY HOWD HE SLIP IN THERE. OH WELL YOU GET THE POINT DONT BE SO CRITICAL.

SO MY ADVICE FOR THIS WEBPAGE WOULD BE TO MAN UP SOMETIMES AND NOT WHINE. LESS RECIPES WOULDNT HURT EITHER IF I WANT TO COOK I'LL READ THE BACK OF A BEER CAN. ANYWAY KEEP DONG WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO AND I WILL KEEP GIVING 112 PERCENT ON THE DIAMOND. PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND I MIGHT EVEN CHECK IN FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN IM NOT DOING BETTER STUFF LIKE TAILGATING AT RASCAL FLATTS OR TAKING DOWN HUGE BEASTS WITH A BOW LIKE AN INDIAN.

PLAYYYYYYBALLLLLLLL. <-------THAT WAS FROM THE SANDLOT MOVIE IN CASE YOU DIDNT GET THE HUMOR.