CHIPPER JONES: January 2011 Archives

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WHO DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING

BY LAWRENCE "LARRY" CHIPPER JONES

SO I GUESS THIS BLOG IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS AND I HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO BUT IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING THEN YOU'RE BLINDER THAN A SQUIRREL STORING HIS FEAST IN A WOLFS MOUTH. I MEAN THIS WEBPAGE HAS HAD A LONG RUN SPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT THE DUDES WHO RUN IT ARE PRETTY SUSPECT I MEAN ONE DUDE IS ITALIAN AND THE OTHER GUY IS GREEK WHICH WOULD BE A GOOD COMBO FOR A SITE ABOUT ROASTING WHOLE FISH BUT WHEN YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT THE GRAND GAME YOU NEED TRUE BLUE DUDES WHO ARE DYED IN THE WOOL.

SO I THINK MAYBE I COULD HELP MAYBE I COULD BE THE TENTPOLE THAT SHELTERS THIS MESSAGE BOARD FROM THE STORM SO I TALKED TO SOME OF MY FAMOUS BALLGAME PALS AND ASKED THEM ABOUT THIS SERVER AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM READS THIS MESS I GUESS YOU FIGURED THAT I GUESS THATS WHY YOURE SHUTTIN DOWN THE DOG AND HORSE ACT THAT YOU ARE RUNNING. SO YOU SHOULD BE PRETTY HONORED THAT A REAL AMERICAN HERO LIKE L-C-J- WOULD COME AROUND AND OFFER YOU ADVICE.

IM NOT SURE WHAT THE ROAD HOLDS IN ITS GRASP FOR YOU FELLAS I CANT IMAGINE THAT THE HORIZONS ARE BRIGHT I MEAN IF YOU CANT HACK IT HERE YOU CANT MAKE IT ANYWHERE LIKE NEW YORK NEW YORK. BUT I SHOULDNT BE TOO HARD ON YOU I MEAN YOUVE GOT A PRETTY BIG STABLE OF OTHER NANCIES WHO HAVE ALL KINDS OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS TO MAKE PUNS AND BAKE CHOCOLATY SPECIALTIES AND TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR OFFSPRING. SO MAYBE YOU AND THIS REBEL APPLIANCE CREW SHOULD TEAM UP AND DO LIKE A TRAVELING SIDESHOW WHERE YOU CAN GET OTHER DUDES IN TIGHT JEANS TO SHELL OUT SOME BUCKAROOS AND HEAR YOU MAKE LITERACY JOKES. OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD START A NEW GEOCITIES PAGE ABOUT BALLGAME STATS AND CALL IT 'MAN I WISH WE COULD MASH LIKE CHIP HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS OF GUYS WHO TRY.' THATS PRETTY MUCH THE GIST OF THE SPORTS WEB WORLD ANYWAY.

NAW ANYWAY IM JUST FUNNIN ON YA I MEAN I GUESS THIS PLACE IS OK. I MET THAT CATSHIRT DUDE THE ONE TIME AND EVEN THOUGH HE SMELLED LIKE AMERICAN SPIRIT SMOKES AND APPLESAUCE HE WAS ACTUALLY COOL HE LOANED ME A BLACK FLAG CD AND IT WAS DECENT I MEAN FOR A COMPANY THAT MAKES INSECT FOGS THEYRE HALF DECENT. AND I HAVE A FRIEND (YO KENT MERCKER HOLLER AT ME) WHO FOLLOWS FRUITBAT ON TWITTINGS AND HE SAID HES PRETTY INFORMATIVE SO I GUESS THATS GOOD. ID LIKE TO THINK THAT YOUR OL PAL CHIP HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT MATUREMENT IN THE PUBLIC EYE BUT WHO KNOWS MAYBE YOU HEEDED MY WISDOMS MAYBE YOU DIDNT. FARE WELL FELLAS AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO KEEP ONE EYE ON THE TARGET AND TWO EYES ON YOUR BACK CUZ WHEN YOURE LINING UP A SHOT THERES TWO MORE PEOPLE WHO HAVE YOU IN THEIR SIGHTS.

IN GOD WE TRUST,
CHIPPER