Sooze: May 2009 Archives

kinda gay.jpg That picture of Joshua Beckett is almost as gay as the one of Barry Zito from last time. Geez.

Good morning! Let me make it perfectly clear that I'm kinda hungover. Actually, pretty sure I'm still drunk from birthday party shenanigans last night. The only thing to do in a situation like that is to drink more beer... except all I have is this bottle of Jameson and some warm Diet Rite. Cheers!

Anyway, today we're gonna liveglog the crap out of the finale between my Minnesota Twins and Kris Liakos' Boston Red Sox. The only thing keeping me from proposing to CTC is his undying love for Dustin Pedroia. Otherwise, rawr.

T-minus 6 minutes til game time! Weeeeeeeeeee!
zim.jpgHello again Walkoff Walkers! I've missed you tons. For those of you who are like me, you are tuning into this Washington Nationals game just to see if Ryan Zimmerman will extend his hitting streak to 31 games. Or maybe, you're a Giants fan ...are you a Nats fan? Maybe you like making fun of Barry Zito every chance you get. MAYBE! You are just bored out of your mind.

Whatever the case may be, welcome! This is going to be interesting to say the very least.

T-Minus 4 minutes til the first pitch!

2:45: Oh my good lord, it's Barry Zito's 31st birthday.

2:46: and Cristian Guzman gives him a lead-off single to left for a present.

2:47: Wow! Two gifts in a row, as Nick Johnson singles sharply to right field. Let's see if Zimmerman, who I've dubbed Senator Crushingham (still working out the kink on the whole nickname thing) can knock another one out.

2:50: Not exactly what I was looking for. Zimmerman grounds into a double play. Booo.