Tuffy: May 2009 Archives

carpentersliveglog.jpgWhy do the Cards stand up with a cheer
Every time Chris is near?
Just like the Cubs
They long to be
Close to first

Why do balls fall down from the sky
Every time harmlessly?
Just like the Cubs
Chris longs to be
Close to first

Sure, he's been out awhile (and then awhile before that), but he's the best chance that the Cardinals will have
'Cause let's face it, Joel PiƱiero can't keep up this nonsense for much longer, too.

That is why Chris' second start in town
Has the fans followin' 'round
Just like Chris
They long to be
Close to first

(While we enjoy the signature muted brass bridge from Burt Bacharach before we fade into game time, welcome to the Wednesday (very late) Afternoon Liveglog Club. We'll be tipping back Manhattans with you all night to the sophisticated mellow sounds of Burt as well as Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. The game's on ESPN, so we'll be protecting our mellow vibe by muting the sound. We recommend you do the same.

Now loosen that tuxedo tie, tip back your tumbler, and join us as we glog Cubs/Cardinals here at Walkoff Walk after a message from our sponsor.)